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Celtics trade rumors and proposals are flying fast and furious on many a Celtics message board. Do we want to trade Theo, #5 and Gerald Green to Atlanta for Joe Johnson, Shelden Williams and #11? What about a sign and trade with Seattle netting Rashard Lewis for only Theo and Delonte West? Maybe Shawn Marion excited you more? He can be had for a package similar to the proposed deal with Atlanta. My head's about to explode at the possibilities. Could not landing one of the top two picks in the draft be the best case scenario for us?

Vote for Ben Olson's goal as MLS Goal of the Week! Vote, damn you! If you want to see photos from Sunday's hot United on Red Bull action, just go here.

Huffington Post, when you need a quote for a contentious sports story, who do you turn to? A blogger credentialed by both MLS and the NBA, that's who.

Kristen Bell, aka Catherine's new best friend (nope, not jealous AT ALL), hearts Veronica Mars.

Related: Veronica Mars, Season Four?

OMG! Big fucking robots are coming!

The new Paulie Walnuts Sopranos spin-off.

What’s the final price of a concert ticket? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS!