That is one of your funniest posts ever.

This is yet another reason why Duke sucks.

2nd round loss > 1st round loss

'Nuff said.

A loss is a loss.

Moral victories are for Maryland. They don't count in Durham.

I'll take MD's two moral victories -- home and away -- over Duke this year.

As well you should.

Here's what I don't get. Everyone goes out of their way to declare Duke had a down year(and they did, obvs.), yet the Twerps go on and on about beating us twice. So do we suck or is it a good win? You can't have it both ways.

I would say the answer is "yes" to both questions, because this year's Duke team sucked as compared to previous Duke teams, but they were still a Tournament-quality team, so beating them home and away is something to brag about for a team like Maryland, which was on the cusp of missing their third straight Tournament in a row just one month ago.

How's that for a run-on sentence?

who's won the last national championship between dukie v and les twerps?

end of convo

duke is gayer than your mother and all the nazis in the world

ok, now the convo's over